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It’s Christmas time once again
And I spent all of my money I’m supposed to use for friends
And my family is just a dysfunctional shell
And I don’t want to put up with this living hell

Now grandma’s screaming through the walls
And the dog just dropped off a yule log
While I’m pouring more whiskey in my eggnog
And the cousin’s are all running late
While the aunt’s and uncle’s are arguing
And mom just dropped the finished Christmas cake
I fucking hate this holiday

Now it’s Hanukkah time once again
We haven’t had it together since I don’t know when
No one’s been to temple in the last ten years
Except my Jewish uncle at whom I just jeer

And he’s bringing a bag full of dreidels
For a family of drunks on a downward spiral
Similar to the tops that he brings so trifle
And my Kippa’s collected dust since I was eight
And my grandpa’s throwing all the plates
Hava Nagila is putting us in a craze
I fucking hate this holiday

And my mom just kicked my uncle in the balls
Shitty holiday music blasting through the halls
While I just sit and watch it all
My aunt is hysterical running away
From the fights and the breaks of this family
I’m leaving and bringing the dog with me
I fucking hate these holidays

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from Merry Christmas, I wanna die., released December 5, 2018

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